A Silver Elf from the Silver Woods received an unexpected visit from his friend, the Black Elf from the Black Woods. They were both excellent sword fighters, and the Black Elf had come to recruit his friend for a quest to the mystical Silver Isle. Also on this quest was Electra, the shapeshifting daughter of Martin the Martian, who was joined by a cat-human hybrid with retracting claws and a weakness for red laser dots as well as a lunar princess from the year 3500 — the same year as that meddlesome FBI Agent, Grinnan, who had returned to the present day for further research into the paranormal. Also joining the quest was Gronk the Gnome, Ace the human-dragon-phoenix cross, and a very small but powerful and dangerous knight.
Just as a very large troll attacked, a strange and mysterious being who could almost be described as an angel appeared. Those who chose to follow this angelic creature fled to the west while the rest fled to the east. The separated bands began to quarrel over trifles, and soon they met in battle. Grinnan and Gronk were both killed in the fighting and were reduced to the status of ghosts that haunted the mystical isle.
The war raged on until the mysterious being was suddenly called home. Once he had exited the battlefield, the remaining adventurers could not recall why they were quarreling, so they packed up their belongings and trudged back to their own homes.